5 Things We’re Thankful For this Thanksgiving

26 November 2008

Topics: Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci

Well it’s that time of the year again, when family and friends gather to enjoy a great big feast that one member of said family and friends has taken the time to prepare, much to our delight, and their consternation. In light of this grand occasion, we here at the Random Page would like to thank all of your daily readers (yes, all three of you) for your patronage, and offer you our Top 5 Things that We are Thankful For This Thanksgiving Day. So, without further ado, here are the five things we can’t live without, and will continue to cherish for years to come.

Monica Bellucci. 44 and counting, and still the hottest thing currently living in France. Which, in case you’re keeping track, is also the only reason not to nuke France, like, tomorrow.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Split-Screen Multi-Player Free-for-All Mode on the Playstation 3. Get a dozen guys together on a Sunday, with the bottom two scorers having to give up their wireless remotes. Repeat as needed.

Victoria’s Secret and their neverending stable of flawless angels. The gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving…

House on FOX every Tuesday. Yeah, I know, it’s the same thing every week: medical mystery, no one can figure it out, then voila, House solves it serendipitously. But I don’t give a shit. Easily the best show on TV right now.

Celebrity Bikini Candids. Some pretend to be mad when they’re caught in their bikinis on the beach, others embrace it. Whatever the reaction, we can’t get enough of it. The beast must be fed! More celebrity bikini candids!


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