Being leggy is kinda a prerequisite for being a model. As for supermodels, well, you gotta be even taller than the average bear. Or, er, Brazilian I guess you would say, being that half of every supermodel out there are Brazilians. Adriana Lima is one such Brazilian bear, if by “bear” you mean really super [...]
Continue reading...27 April 2009
What, you’ve never heard of Cheryl Cole? Well you’re apparently a big dumb dummy head, because according to FHM Annual list, Cheryl Cole is the sexiest woman in the world as voted by a bunch of Brits in the UK, cause where else are you gonna find a bunch of Brits but in the UK? [...]
Continue reading...8 April 2009
Let’s face it, Adriana Lima bikini pics are just awesome, regardless of context. These just happens to be the latest pics from Victoria’s Secret’s swimsuit bikini line, in case that matters to you. What should matter is that Adriana Lima may have fallen by the wayside to the other VS models of late, but she’s [...]
Continue reading...2 February 2009
Adriana Lima looks good draped on anything. Actually, it’s the other way around: anything will look good with Adriana Lima draped over it. Hell, I’d look like Brad Pitt with Adriana Lima hanging on my arm. (Mind you, not that I’m that far off right now, even sans Adriana Lima. But enough about my good [...]
Continue reading...23 December 2008
Ah, Victoria’s Secret. Every kid’s first skin mag, before they actually grew up, got a job, and finally, after years of practice, got the nerve to walk into that Hindu convenience store and pick up their very first brown paper-covered copy, making sure not to look the Hindu guy behind the counter in the eyes [...]
Continue reading...4 December 2008
Hey, remember Adriana Lima? I know it’s hard to remember that Adriana Lima is one of the hottest woman on the planet, since you kids have girls like Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr running around your heads all day and whatever it is that you kids do when you’re not on the Interwebs searching for [...]
Continue reading...17 November 2008
So in case you missed it (what are you, stupid?), the Victoria’s Secret fashion show brought its whiz-bang over to Miami Beach for one of those exclusive fashion shows where hot girls dress up in lingerie and pretend they want to do you. All of you. Even Slow Johnny, who can barely answer the phone [...]
Continue reading...14 November 2008
When you’re a Victoria’s Secret model, you basically have one job: sell, sell, sell. Sell what? Um, whatever it is they think of to sell, which could be anything from undies you can eat to machineguns. Okay, so Victoria’s Secret doesn’t sell machineguns just yet, but trust me, it’s only a matter of time. (Yeah, [...]
Continue reading...10 October 2008
Okay, I’ll admit it. We’ve been a little too preoccupied with the newest Victoria’s Secret angel from down under (aka Miranda Kerr) to pay much attention to the old standbys. Mind you, not that the word “old” has anything to do with girls like Adriana Lima, but you know, in the world of hot chicks, [...]
Continue reading...5 August 2008
Oh come on, you know you’ve been dying to see this ever since you heard that Victoria’s Secret had a supermodel who was claiming to be a virgin, and was saving herself for marriage. Whether that is true or not, we’ll never know, but you know what we can be sure of? Just the sight [...]
Continue reading...11 April 2008
Gisele Bundchen keeps banging the athletes, Heidi Klum keeps banging out those commercials, and Adriana Lima keeps banging men’s heads into walls by claiming she’s still a virgin, and all Alessandra Ambrosio does is bang out the magazine covers and spreads left and right. By the ends of their career, I’m willing to bet Ambrosio [...]
Continue reading...3 April 2008
Alessandra Ambrosio is generally considered the lesser known of the Brazilian supermodels. She’s nearly as prolific, if not more so, then her fellow Brazilians Gisele Bundchen and Adriana “Wonder Virgin” Lima when it comes to magazine covers and general photo work, but you’ll be hardpressed to find too many Joe Blow Public who knows her [...]
Continue reading...5 February 2008
Yeah, yeah, so there was a great football game going on at Superbowl 42 (Roman numerals are so last week), but the real great stuff was going on in the background, what with all the high-priced hookers, celebrity parties, and then there’s this Victoria’s Secret extravaganza, where Victoria brought out the big guns to entertain [...]
Continue reading...10 September 2007
Don’t mistake Fernanda Lima for her fellow countrymen Adriana Lima, although the two does look kinda similar. That is, if you’re frakkin’ blind, because they don’t look anything alike. Besides having a better body (love the abs work, Fernanda), Fernanda Lima doesn’t have a half-bad face. She’s also got more oomph in the career department, [...]
Continue reading...26 August 2007
If you’re going to throw up a totally gratuitous posting of a beautiful woman, why not do it on everyone’s favorite Brazilian virgin supermodel? (Adriana Lima is still a virgin, right? If not, then damn the bastard who made that no longer true!) So here’s a little bit of Adriana Lima for a steamy, hot, [...]
Continue reading...18 July 2007
Gisele Bundchen makes too damn much money for doing very little. Or at least I don’t see her doing very much, but it’s not like I’m stalking her or anything. Anyways, she must be doing something right, because the girl pulled in a whopping $33 million in the last 12 months, according to Forbes, who [...]
Continue reading...16 March 2007
At this point pictures of Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima in her bra and panties is pretty old hat, right? Um, no! Are you kidding? Adriana Lima and bra and panties goes together like humans and air. You can’t survive without the other. Well, okay, you probably can (if you try real hard), but really, why [...]
Continue reading...7 February 2007
Another day, another leggy Brazilian supermodel. So what else is new? Here’s Raica Oliveira. Wikipedia says about her: “Raica Oliveira is a Brazilian supermodel, best known as one of the faces of Dior. Shortly after winning 2nd place at the Elite Model Look International Final in 1999, Raica (pronounced Hi-KA) was christened “The sensation” at [...]
Continue reading...31 January 2007
Beyonce Knowles is 2007’s most desirable woman in the whole wide cosmos. Or at least that’s according to AskMen.com, which recently put out the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007. Knowles topped the list thanks to 8.5 million voters cast on the website. And who exactly did our “Dreamgirls” Dream Girl topped? How about [...]
Continue reading...12 December 2006
Saying, “Look, new bikini pictures of Adriana Lima!” is akin to saying, “Look, there’s air! Let’s breathe it!” It goes without saying, doesn’t it? Don’t you always catch Adriana Lima without most of her clothes on anyway? Mind you, not that that should prevent us from enjoying and celebrating these shots of the lovely Brazilian [...]
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29 June 2009