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Halle Berry is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Like, Ever.

8 October 2008

Ah yes, it’s that time of the year again, when every magazine worth their salt (and some not so much) comes out with their “Sexiest Blah Blah Blah” list. In this case, it’s Esquire Magazine, who has crowned 42-year old recent mommy Halle Berry as the Sexiest Woman Alive. In like, the entire history of [...]

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Halle Berry Thinks Jews Have Big Noses

24 October 2007

Preggers Halle Berry was recently on Jay Leno’s The Tonight Show when she made a crack about Jewish people having big noses. Or as she puts it, while showing a picture of herself with a CGI-distorted nose, “This one, I don’t know, this is like my Jewish cousin.” To with Leno, ever the quick-witted comedian, [...]

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Gabriel Aubry has Knocked Up Halle Berry

6 September 2007

The big news around the celebrity gossip watercooler (a place I try to avoid, it being kinda stinky and all, especially in the afternoons) is that Oscar winner Halle Berry is 3-months preggers with the love child of Canadian male model Gabriel Aubrey (the couple pictured left). And here I thought the only good thing [...]

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A Reminder of Halle Berry’s Hotness

23 August 2007

Every now and then one needs to be reminded of a woman’s inherent hotness. Such is the case with Halle Berry, whose recent spate of box office disasters are rather substantial. Here’s a reminder of why Halle Berry was famous before she even won an Oscar for “Monster’s Ball” — simply put, the woman is [...]

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Geek Love: Top 10 Comic Book Movie Babes, Part 2

15 June 2007

Welcome back. As a refresher, here was our Top 10 Comic Book Movie Hotties from #10 to #6 (in part one here): Jessica Alba as a brainy Sue Storm in “Fantastic Four”, Emmanuelle Vaugier as Painkiller Jane, and #8 to #6 all hailing from the “X-Men” films: Kelly Hu as Lady Deathstrike from “X-Men 2″, [...]

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Geek Love: Sexy Movie Bad Girls

29 May 2007

You know you love them — girls that are so bad, and so good at being bad, that they’re downright sexy. Oh sure, they can probably snap your neck with just their thighs, or karate chop you in the throat, but come on, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right? And why not go [...]

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Geek Love: The Women of X-MEN

11 May 2007

You know you love them; you know they’re one of the reasons why you’re a geek in the first place — the women that populates your movies and stories also happens to be girls that are waaaaaaaay out of your league. (Unless, of course, you can shoot beams out of your eyes or can sprout [...]

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Carrie Underwood in People’s 100 Most Beautiful People List

6 May 2007

You may or may not have heard, but People Magazine released their “100 Most Beautiful People” list recently, and Carrie Underwood was on that list. She joins people like Alicia Keys, Jennifer Lopez and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Garner, Scarlett [...]

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Halle Berry Gets a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

4 May 2007

The big story here is that Halle Berry (on the strength of her Oscar winning role in “Monster’s Ball”, one presumes, or maybe it’s just because she’s really hot) has gotten her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s a really exclusive club, too, only, er, 2,332 others have gotten one. Um, [...]

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Halle Berry Too Hot for Life, Esquire

11 April 2007

Halle Berry recently came out in some magazine or TV show or a combination of both that she once contemplated committing suicide because of some problems with her sex-starved husband. But she didn’t do it, which is what really matters, because, let’s face it, if this spread in Esquire magazine proves anything, it’s that Halle [...]

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Halle Berry’s “Perfect Strangers” Confuses Me

28 March 2007

So Halle Berry has a new movie coming out called “Perfect Strangers”, a sort of psycho sexual suspense thriller where Berry plays a journalist who goes undercover in the world of online dating when her best friend gets herself murdered doing the same thing. Berry hooks up with Bruce Willis, the prime suspect and whose [...]

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The Big List of 2007 Razzies Nominees

23 January 2007

The Razzies (aka The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation) spends a lot of time giving out awards to shitty movies, and 2007 is no exception. Like the Oscars and Golden Globes, everyone in Hollywood waits with bated breath to see if they will be on the list of Razzies nominees — well, probably not. But that [...]

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Halle Berry Wants an “X-Men 4″, but Not “Catwoman 2″?

12 January 2007

Apparently Halle Berry isn’t tired of playing Storm in the last 3 “X-Men” movies, because she wants you, the fans, to write to Tom Rothman, the franchise’s producer, and demand a fourth installment. Why? I have no idea. Apparently Berry knows a cash cow when she sees one, and she wants to squeeze those mutants [...]

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

27 November 2006

What’s a two-time Oscar winner gotta do to get a little respect in Hollywood? Well, if you look like Halle Berry or Jessica Alba, then not a whole lot. But if you look like Hilary Swank, slipping on a two-piece white bikini to show off some ridiculously shapely and hot body ain’t such a bad [...]

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Sunday Treat: Halle Berry’s Cleavage

5 November 2006

Talk about a bountiful Sunday Treat! Now granted, a movie star attending a movie awards show isn’t much to crow about (they attend like 50 thousand or so a year, right?), but when it’s Halle Berry in a slinky evening number showing an awful lot of leg and some mucho cleavage, well then, it’s a [...]

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Halle Berry Plays a White Woman in “Class Act”

5 October 2006

Well it ain’t exactly “Catwoman”, but then again, how many movies can be “Catwoman”? Riiiight. As I was saying, Oscar winner Halle Berry has signed on to play the lead in “Class Act”, about a teacher from Reno, Nevada, who ran for office on the condition that her students would help her with the campaign. [...]

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Gratuitous Halle Berry Posting

26 July 2006

In absense of any actual news or worthwhile hot celebrities to post pictures of, here’s Halle Berry walking her puppies. Yup, she has two white puppies, and looks none to please when the paparazzi spots her. I don’t know why. She’s looking quite gorgeous. It must be nice to be so hot all the time [...]

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Halle Berry is Dating a White Guy

10 July 2006

A white surfer dude, to be precise. Halle Berry’s last “man” was her husband, who was black, but who she dumped because he was addicted to sex and kept straying. How anyone would be addicted to sex and stray away from Halle Berry is one of those mysteries only Jesus himself could comprehend. Anyways, here’s [...]

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Weekend Treat: Halle Berry

25 June 2006

Some late weekend treats for you kids, this time the chocolicious Halle Berry (”X-Men’s” Storm) who I can’t figure out if she’s black or white or somewhere in-between. I’m going with just “really hot woman” and leave it at that. See, we’re colorblind at the site; that’s how we roll, kid! Or somesuch and so [...]

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Halle Berry is all X’ed Out

4 June 2006

If you’ve been watching TV this week, you probably saw Halle Berry on every TV show imaginable shilling for her movie “X-Men: The Last Stand” (aka “X-Men: The Last Stand, Unless it Makes a Ton of Bucks, then It’s Not Really the Last Stand”). And why not? Take a look at the poster and you’ll [...]

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