Granted, Jessica Biel is supposed to be terrified in these pics from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” remake, but even terrified the girl looks hot. Smoking hot. And it’s not like she’s skinny and bones, either. That’s a fine womanly body right there, kids, and she fills that jeans up like something that fills up a [...]
Continue reading...9 December 2008
In the new movie “Powder Blue”, Jessica Biel plays a stripper who is really good at stripping, and who has a kid who is dying. Plus, that dude from “Ghost Dog” plays a guy who thinks he’s Santa Claus. Or something. Basically, it’s a movie where Jessica Biel plays a stripper, and I’m pretty sure [...]
Continue reading...8 December 2008
Hey, remember Jessica Biel? Yeah, Jessica Biel. Remember she was the really, really hot actress who we weren’t very sure could really act, but boy, did she look good when required to wear form-fitting outfits ala “Blade: Trinity”? Yeah, her. She used to be Megan Fox, back before Megan Fox became the new Jessica Biel, [...]
Continue reading...11 November 2008
Who doesn’t appreciate the might of America’s awesome military? Well okay, if you’re one of those people who we happen to bomb on a regular basis, then you might not share this opinion, but then again, I’m sure you had it coming. Anyways, it’s Veterans Day, when we celebrate our men and women in the [...]
Continue reading...27 October 2008
Remember when Jessica Biel was Megan Fox? Now all people can talk about is the girl who is the new Megan Fox. You know, that Megan Fox girl? Well before Megan Fox showed up with her puffy lips, ugly tattoos, and oh so smoking body, Jessica Biel was her. I don’t know if Jessica Biel [...]
Continue reading...23 April 2008
I know what you’re thinking: “Gee, I wonder who is the sexiest woman of 2008?” Well since you asked so nicely, the guys at FHM went and did a poll, and the winner is Megan Fox. See? And people say I don’t provide anything worthwhile on the site that you could use in, like, daily [...]
Continue reading...5 February 2008
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas, and Rachel Weisz as Snow White? Hey, why not, we’re tired of seeing the same ol animated girls, why not slip a famous celebrity into the role, photograph it, and use it to promote Disneyland? Um, yeah, that’s the idea. I have to admit, the Jessica Biel [...]
Continue reading...6 November 2007
Well not really, but that sure was a great headline, right? The truth is, Jessica Biel will be playing an accidental nymphomaniac in her new movie Nailed, which will co-star that creepy dude from Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal. Via THR, in the film, “Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has [...]
Continue reading...10 October 2007
Esquire Magazine has chosen its Sexiest Woman Alive for 2007, and surprisingly it’s not Rosie O’Donnell. (She was robbed, I tell ya!) The winner is “In the Valley of Elah” star Charlize Theron, who will be featured in the mag when the issue hits newsstands October 16th. Charlize is in good company. Past winners of [...]
Continue reading...24 August 2007
FHM Magazine may not have made it in the U.S., but they sure seem to be thriving everywhere else (what is wrong with my fellow Americans?), including France, where Hollywood’s reigning sex bomb (did you hear that Jessica will be going nude very soon? Yes, it’s true) Jessica Biel showed up for a brief spread. [...]
Continue reading...20 August 2007
Ladies and gentlemen (but mostly the gentlemen in the audience), it is true: Jessica Biel has said that she will have some nude scenes in her upcoming new movie called “Powder Blue”. Or at least that’s what my daily viewing of G4’s “Attack of the Show” tells me, and it’s never led me astray before. [...]
Continue reading...28 June 2007
Jessica Biel’s latest movie is the Adam Sandler comedy “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”, which stars Sandler and that fat guy from “The King of Queens” as firefighters who pretend to be gay so the fat guy can get free medical insurance or something inane like that. Look, it’s an Adam Sandler comedy, [...]
Continue reading...22 June 2007
They’re mothers on TV, and they’re hot. Really, really hot. Real MILFs: Mothers I‘d Like to Frolick (on the beach with). From Raymond’s better half to Mike Seaver’s too-hot mom, this list seeks to explore the Top 10 Hottest Mothers on TV. And we’re not going to cheat and put people who are technically “moms” [...]
Continue reading...20 June 2007
You know what I like best about these bikini pictures of Jessica Biel in the latest issue of GQ Magazine? The fact that they’re respectable bikinis that she’s wearing, and not those “cute” frilly things that these uber hot female celebrities with killer bodies end up wearing while on vacation. Evangeline Lilly, Jessica Biel…they’ve all [...]
Continue reading...7 June 2007
Okay, so we forgot a couple of really good looking women who attended Sunday’s 2007 MTV Movie Awards (aka the Movie Awards show that means absolutely nothing, but everyone seems to really love). Among those blessed angels we passed up (and shame on us!) were Elizabeth Banks (she’s changed somehow…), Jessica Alba (try to ignore [...]
Continue reading...4 June 2007
I told you it wouldn’t take long before Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel’s “almost kiss” showed up on YouTube, so here it is. And is it me or is Sarah sporting some really impressive cleavage? I had no idea our little Jewish American Princess had it in her! Or maybe those are stuffing. I dunno, [...]
Continue reading...3 June 2007
In case you missed it, the highlight of last night’s MTV Movie Awards was, without a doubt, a backstage kiss (okay, almost kiss) between Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman as the two hotties complained about that infamous Britney-Madonna kiss from a few years back. (Or was that a couple of decades ago? I forgot.) Anyways, [...]
Continue reading...25 May 2007
In her recent appearance in Elle Magazine, Jessica Biel talks about how Hollywood stereotypes her because she’s just too gosh darn sexy for her own good. To be honest, I don’t know if Biel was being facetious when she said that, or if she really meant it. Either way, this spread she did for Elle [...]
Continue reading...15 May 2007
At least according to Maxim Magazine’s eighth annual “Hot 100″ list, put out this month (with Sarah Silverman on the cover, no less!). The top 10 broke down as such: Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, and Fergie, followed closely behind by Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, [...]
Continue reading...7 May 2007
So I went to watch “Spider-Man 3″ earlier today, and in front of it there was a preview for the Jessica Biel, Adam Sandler, and Kevin James comedy “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”. And I gotta tell you, the movie looks like it’s going to suck all kinds of ways to Sunday. Seriously, [...]
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