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Mondays with Jessica Simpson Laying Down on the Job

24 August 2009

Hey, remember Jessica Simpson? For a while there, it didn’t seem like you could go anywhere without seeing or hearing about what Jessica Simpson was doing. I think she even had a movie career once upon a time. Okay, so I think she’s still acting, but let’s face it, no one goes to see “a [...]

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Your Weekend Send-off: Vanessa Minnillo

10 July 2009

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by Vanessa Minnillo. Hey, remember Vanessa Minnillo? You know, the pretty girl who used to date that Nick Lachey guy? You remember Nick Lachey, right? He used to be a member of some band. Or something. Anyways, it’s been ages since anyone cared about Lachey, but there’s no [...]

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Veterans Day Special: 5 Hot Chicks in Fatigues

11 November 2008

Who doesn’t appreciate the might of America’s awesome military? Well okay, if you’re one of those people who we happen to bomb on a regular basis, then you might not share this opinion, but then again, I’m sure you had it coming. Anyways, it’s Veterans Day, when we celebrate our men and women in the [...]

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Jessica Simpson Still Knows What Boys Like

4 September 2008

Say what you will about blonde singing cutie Jessica Simpson (she’s not the brightest bulb in the bunch, her sister creeps me out, her dad invades my nightmares, and the Dallas Cowboys suck donkey balls), but what you can’t say about Jessica Simpson is that she doesn’t know what the boys want. And what does [...]

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures from Shape

7 May 2008

Let’s face it, when Ashlee Simpson first came onto the scene, it was pretty easy to tell her apart from her big sis Jessica. Pretty much everything she did was designed to remind you she WASN’T big sis. Then, something strange happened, and Ashlee started to look more and more like Jessica. For a while [...]

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Watch Out Cowboys Fans, Jessica Simpson is in Esquire

8 April 2008

Just when Cowboys fans are starting to breathe easy, here comes Jessica Simpson with a new appearance in Esquire Magazine, looking all kinds of fine and as hot as all get out. Mind you, we’re not in football season, so Cowboys fans still have a couple of months to fool themselves into thinking their team [...]

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

14 January 2008

Hey, remember those days when Ashlee Simpson was a punk rebel rocker who wanted nothing to do with sister Jessica’s sugary pop image? And then, as if overnight, young Ashlee started to look more and more and more like Jessica? Well, that has nothing to do with these bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson, but I [...]

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Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson — WHO YA GOT??

20 December 2007

Man, it sure doesn’t suck to be Dallas Quarterback stud Tony Romo. Then again, after Romo’s atrocious play last weekend against the Philadelphia Eagles, maybe it does kinda suck to be Tony Romo. But his love life is certainly something that doesn’t suck; after goofing off with country music princess Carrie Underwood, Romo is now [...]

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Jessica Simpson on the Set of Major Movie Star

21 September 2007

The thing about Jessica Simpson? I don’t know if she’s so smart that she’s willing to play on her “dumb blonde” persona to make some cash in the movies and in commercials, or if she’s so stupid that she doesn’t know she’s parodying her own “dumb blonde” image. Then again, considering that she makes more [...]

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Hilary Swank: Hot Bod, Not so Much Face

11 July 2007

I feel kinda bad for Hilary Swank. She’s such a good and talented actress, but she’s such the anti-thesis of Hollywood. Girls like Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson gets by on their looks (hell, I’m still of the belief that neither women can act their way out of a paper bag), but Hilary Swank has [...]

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Memorial Day Treat: Hot Chicks and American Flags

28 May 2007

Everyone is “for” Memorial Day, when we honor the men and women in uniform who served this country, and for some, even gave their lives, but how many are willing to put their body where their mouth is? These celebrities are more than willing to show their appreciation for the country using their righteous bodies. [...]

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Friday Night Special: Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage

18 May 2007

Would it surprise you if I told you that Jessica Simpson has some incredible cleavage — and yes, some awesome boobage going on, in, up, down, and all around? Well hey, if it doesn’t surprise you, then why beat around the bush? Here’s more of Jessica Simpson being Jessica Simpson, which means going out, looking [...]

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage: Breast Implants or Wonderbra?

9 May 2007

Singer, songwriter, actress, MTV reality star, and woman about town Jessica Simpson was somewhere doing something with someone showcasing what can only be called “damn impressive” cleavage. Which led many people on the web to wonder if Jess (as her friends and I call her) had gone under the knife and pumped up those hush [...]

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures from “The Dukes of Hazzard”

7 May 2007

It’s getting hot out there, folks, and with gas prices where they are, why go out when you can just veg out in front of your computer and watch glorious pictures of Jessica Simpson in a two-piece bikini from the set of “The Dukes of Hazzard”? Exactly, why indeed. So this is going to be [...]

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Jessica Simpson is a MAJOR MOVIE STAR

4 May 2007

People.com reports that Jessica Simpson has lined up her next movie: “Major Movie Star”, where she will play a down-on-her-luck actress who enlists in the Marines in an attempt to jumpstart her career. Hmm, sounds kinda like Simpson and her singing career. Wait, she still has a singing career, right? Well at least she can [...]

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R&B Babe Cassie Shows Off her Butt Tattoo on TRL

2 May 2007

I love R&B chicks. There’s something dirty about them that you can’t find in your typical pop singer like Britney Spears (who is just frakkin’ crazy) or Jessica Simpson (who is just vanilla all over), or even Christina Aguilera (who is just posing the “dirty girl” look). Girls like Rihanna, Cassie, and Christina Milian oozes [...]

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Ashlee Simpson Continues to Wallow in Denial about Plastic Surgery

26 April 2007

Seriously, who does Ashlee Simpson think she’s kidding? It’s been what, a year since she got a nose job? And apparently she didn’t stop there. You can see the dramatic transformation she made from “punk wannabe” to “big sister wannabe”. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes and two brain cells to rub together that Ashlee [...]

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Vanessa Minnillo Shapely in Shape Magazine

23 March 2007

As far as I can tell (which is me saying, “I have no idea, but I’ve heard…”), TRL host Vanessa Minnillo is still dating that handsome punk Nick Lachey, ex of Jessica Simpson. (What a lucky bastard that guy is. I hate him almost as much as I hate Tom Brady for the Grade-A poon [...]

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The Big List of 2007 Razzies Nominees

23 January 2007

The Razzies (aka The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation) spends a lot of time giving out awards to shitty movies, and 2007 is no exception. Like the Oscars and Golden Globes, everyone in Hollywood waits with bated breath to see if they will be on the list of Razzies nominees — well, probably not. But that [...]

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Reese Witherspoon Finally Ditches Ryan Phillippe

31 October 2006

The big celeb news around the celeb news watercooler is that mega movie star Reese Witherspoon is separating from her actor husband Ryan Phillippe. And yes, there is a difference between being a movie star and an actor — whereas Reese gets big bucket loads of money and can open movies (as they like to [...]

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