Sure, the career’s gone down the tube, she’s looking mighty thin lately, but aside from all that, on the scale of Totally Doable and Not Even With a 10-Foot Pole, you know damn well you would without a moment’s hesitation. Plus, all that bad girl stuff she’s been getting to just makes her all that [...]
Continue reading...14 April 2009
Hey, give the girl props, despite all the bullshit she’s gone through in the public eye, Lindsay Lohan is still capable of making fun of herself, or else she wouldn’t have done this faux eHarmony personal ad video for FunnyorDie.com. Tell you what, I don’t care how many prison stints Lindsay’s done, how many pounds [...]
Continue reading...12 January 2009
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Wow. When was the last time we saw this? I remember it well. Way back in the summer of 2006. Back when you couldn’t go a day without Lindsay parading around in a different itty bitty bikini. Back then, ol Lindsay was feeling her oats something mighty, and could care [...]
Continue reading...12 June 2008
Or at least, that’s what the official press release for her new album says, and as everyone knows, I’m not one to buck press releases, they being very official and, you know, pressy and what have you. It goes on: ““Bossy,” the seductive and irresistibly rhythmic new track leaked from the yet-untitled upcoming album, recalling [...]
Continue reading...9 June 2008
To be perfectly honest with you, I’m not sure how a picture of Lindsay Lohan standing in a mini-skirt and wearing a jacket without any bra on helps to sell Visa cards to the masses, but it’s not like it’s gonna hurt, either. If I had to guess, I would say this is an abstract [...]
Continue reading...25 March 2008
Former Australian Big Brother contestant Krystal Forscutt is just 21 years old, and she’s already destroyed pretty much every men’s magazine she’s been in. And when I say “destroy”, I basically mean, once she’s been put on your cover, you basically can never top it again. The woman is really that hot. Her latest venture [...]
Continue reading...23 March 2008
If I didn’t already know that Jennifer Aniston despises the paparazzi and would never voluntarily give them a chance to telephoto lens her butt while she was on vacation and sporting a two-piece bikini, I would be inclined to believe she’s doing this for attention, ala Lindsay Lohan. But of course, we know better. But [...]
Continue reading...10 March 2008
Hollywood does a lot of things well, but movie strippers is not one of them. More often than not, you’ll get an actress who wants all the cache of being able to say, “I played a stripper in a movie”, but without taking the clothes off. By not stripping, they are technically not playing strippers, [...]
Continue reading...9 March 2008
You know, I can’t honestly say as if I’ve even heard a single Rihanna song in my life, but I do recall that when she was first coming up, she used to do those duets with some rappers where she would sing the hook and they would rap endlessly about how great their life is, [...]
Continue reading...4 March 2008
Remember not all that long ago when Bai Ling first showed up in Hollywood as an ex-Chinese Mainlander who dared to challenge the Chinese status quo by doing that courtroom movie with Richard Gere? Well, that was a loooong time ago, and the Bai Ling we now think of is the really screwed up one [...]
Continue reading...27 December 2007
So can we say, “Well, there goes Mischa Barton’s comeback”? I don’t know, because a hot celebrity being arrested isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Look at Paris Hilton, for example; a stint in jail just meant more endorsement deals! And Lindsay Lohan. No one’s put the lid on her movie career coffin just yet. So [...]
Continue reading...22 November 2007
Actress Katie Cassidy may play an indestructible and bullet-proof demon on the CW’s Supernatural, but the poor girl can’t handle her liquor in real life. The 21-year old actress and daughter of David Cassidy of Partridge Family fame was nabbed sometime in October for being intoxicated and giving false information to the cops when the [...]
Continue reading...12 November 2007
If you don’t know the name Isabel Lucas, don’t worry, it’s not your fault. She’s another one of the pretty Australian actresses that are snatching up jobs all over Hollywood, and why not? If there’s one thing Hollywood can always use, it’s more of the down-home good looks of these Australians. God knows we could [...]
Continue reading...24 September 2007
Get a good seat, boys and girls, because the Britney Spears Train Wreck continues unabated, and it’s just about to reach yet another zenith. New comes out of L.A. late Friday that Britney Spears has been charged by the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office with hit-and-run and driving without a valid driver’s license. Apparently Brit [...]
Continue reading...7 September 2007
Oh dear, there goes the Disney movie contracts. It would appear that previous reports that High School Musical star (parts 1 and 2) Vanessa Anne Hudgens has indeed been a naughty girl, snapping naked pictures of herself and sending them to boyfriend and HSM co-star Zac Efron. Earlier today, the nude pictures started surfacing all [...]
Continue reading...30 August 2007
For a troubled starlet who is supposed to be in rehab and (supposedly) getting her life back together, it’s amazing how many magazine covers and magazines around the world Lindsay Lohan manages to get in the last few days. One site which I don’t remember chronicled the amazing number of magazines Lindsay has posed for [...]
Continue reading...24 August 2007
And they say it doesn’t pay to be a celebrity in America. Suckers! The latest celeb to escape the hangman’s noose despite a string of arrests and borderline psychopathic activity is Lindsay Lohan, who manages to avoid the same fate that befell Paris Hilton late last night. The troublesome starlet has escaped a lengthy stint [...]
Continue reading...16 August 2007
The movie “Cloud Nine” was about an old dude played by Burt Reynolds who gets together a bunch of really hot and fit chicks to play volleyball to save the local rec center. Or maybe not. I’m not sure about that last part, I’m just going by movie cliches here, and it’s usually to save [...]
Continue reading...2 August 2007
Hey look, kids, it’s bikini pictures of Kristin Cavallari! And here I thought the former “Laguna Beach” hottie had been abducted by UFOs or something, since we have hardly heard from her lately. Then again, I’m sure it’s hard to compete for superfluous attention from the paparazzi when Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and Lindsay Lohan [...]
Continue reading...30 July 2007
The guys over at People Magazine chronicles the rise and fall of Hollywood tart Lindsay Lohan in their current issue (”From Rehab to Arrest in 11 Days” is the title). They have a number of great pictures in the issue, including one where Lindsay Lohan poses in a two-piece bikini with her ankle bracelet clearly [...]
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