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Mondays with Maria Sharapova’s Legs

23 February 2009

So it’s Monday, and you’re headed back to the grind, and you think life sucks all over again after convincing yourself that life kinda rules over the weekend. Or maybe that was the booze talking. Stupid booze, always trying to convince you of something that’s not true. Anyhoo. Well guess what, life does kinda suck, [...]

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Sports Illustrated’s Tennis Babes: Tatiana Golovin

17 February 2009

Finally, the third part of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue’s babes of tennis is Tatiana Golovin, yet another tennis playing hottie from Russia. That makes this year’s SI issue two Russians and one girl from Eastern Europe. And can you really blame SI? What are they going to put in a bikini and have bounce up [...]

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Sports Illustrated’s Tennis Babes: Maria Kirilenko

12 February 2009

Maria Kirilenko is the second of the tennis babes that Sports Illustrated decided to showcase for their 2009 Swimsuit Issue. I can’t say as if I disagree, because I’ve always thought that Maria Kirilenko had the makings of being the next Anna Kournikova or Maria Sharapova. I don’t know how they’re producing these Russian tennis [...]

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Maria Sharapova is Still Tennis’ Best Asset

24 November 2008

Let’s face it, if you were to pull some stranger off the street tomorrow and ask him who won the last U.S. Open or the last Wimbledon, they couldn’t tell ya. Why? Cause tennis as a viable sport falls somewhere between pro soccer and high school soccer: no one gives a crap. I’m just sayin’. [...]

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Maria Sharapova Gets Cheeky

2 September 2008

Maria Sharapova is known for playing tennis and doing commercials on TV with her dog, who can talk, if you’ve seen the commercials. I kid you not. Her dog can talk! Wow. I mean, I’ve heard of rabbits talking, and sometimes I heard pigeons talking, but dogs talking? That’s something new. Anyhoo. Maria Sharapova usually [...]

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Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day: Maria Sharapova Takes a Drink

2 June 2008

Yeah, I’ll grant you, “Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day” is a kinda long title for a category, but I think it works because, well, these pictures are pretty unintentional, and let’s face it, they’re pretty and amusingly phallic. (Plus the word “phallic” is just wicked fun to type. Hey, this is a tough job; [...]

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Maria Sharapova in Ocean Drive Magazine

6 March 2008

Russian tennis Goddess Maria Sharapova took time out from bashing opponents on the court with hard yellow balls to pose for the cover and interior pages of Ocean Drive magazine. I still don’t know what Ocean Drive magazine offers, but I’m guessing it’s all very high-falutin’, judging by the title. Then again, Ocean Drive could [...]

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Danica Patrick in 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

13 February 2008

So, uh, has Danica Patrick actually won a car race since the last time we made a post about her? Just wondering. Anyhoo, Danica Patrick is the courtesy sports babe in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year. Last year, of course, was Maria Sharapova, who finally slipped on the two-piece bikini for the boys [...]

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Tennis Babe Vojislava Lukic

10 October 2007

I gotta tell you, if I knew the women who plays tennis nowadays would look like Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and Serbian tennis babe Vojislava Lukic, I would have taken up tennis. Well, okay, I tried to play tennis for a while, but that was only because I was really bored and my brother happen [...]

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Martina Hingis Loses at the U.S. Open

3 September 2007

It looks like the kids are taking over the U.S. Open. But of course, in the world of professional sports, 18 year olds are barely kids, and are more like season vets. Just ask Maria Sharapova, who got bounced by an 18-year old, and now, our favorite tennis player, Martina Hingis, who also got bounced [...]

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Tennis Babe Nicole Vaidisova

1 September 2007

Sure, I could spend this space telling you about what a major upset it was that the U.S. Open reigning champ Maria Sharapova, everyone’s #1 tennis babe, got upset by some 18 year old girl with braces, but why waste our time? You probably already know it, and if not, then you just don’t watch [...]

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Maria Sharapova is Red Hot at the U.S. Open

30 August 2007

And here I thought players weren’t allowed to wear anything other than a lame drab white wardrobe when they were on the tennis court. That must have been a Wimbledon thing, oh well. Anyways, Maria Sharapova was looking red hot (literally) on the court of the U.S. Open last Tuesday, when she took only a [...]

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Maria Sharapova U.S. Open Nike Ads

28 August 2007

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or maybe you don’t own a TV set, you know, them fancy idiot tubes?), you already know that the U.S. Open is about to begin soon in New York. (Just don’t ask me when, because frankly, I don’t know.) Ahead of that major event in sports (people [...]

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Tennis Babe Tatiana Golovin in FHM

9 August 2007

The more I see of French tennis babe Tatiana Golovin, the more my curiosity is pique. She’s not exactly a classic beauty the way Maria Sharapova or Anna Kournikova is (that’s the problem with not being Russian, I suppose), but there’s a certain something about her that’s, shall we say, “game”. And check out this [...]

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Maria Sharapova at the 2007 ESPYs

15 July 2007

I think everyone can all agree that the ESPN Awards show the ESPYs are pretty much useless. I’m a fantastical sports fan and I’ll admit that the ESPYs are as worthwhile as watching a WNBA game, which is not very worthwhile at all. Basically, the show is a big excuse for movie stars who always [...]

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Maria Sharapova Wants to be a Bond Girl

4 July 2007

Maria Sharapova wants to be a Bond girl. I mean, she really, really, really wants to be a Bond girl. Or at least that’s what a friend of the Russian tennis babe says. Says the friend, “Her biggest dream is to be a Bond girl. She’s always talking about it.” The friend goes on, “Maria [...]

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Tatiana Golovin’s Red Underwear vs. Wimbledon — WHO YA GOT??

2 July 2007

Nineteen year old French tennis chick Tatiana Golovin likes her red underwear. She really, really likes it, even though it’s not even an actual underwear if you ask me. More like a very short short. But I digress. Tatiana Golovin is causing something of a stir over the All-England Club (i.e. Wimbledon), where she has [...]

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Maria Sharapova at Wimbledon 2007

28 June 2007

Speaking of Maria Sharapova, here’s the reigning Blonde Russian Goddess doing her thing at the 2007 Wimbledon. Is Maria’s position as Top Dog when it comes to uber tennis babe in jeopardy, what with the current crop of tennis goddesses coming up? Most assuredly. But hey, you can’t stay number one forever, as Anna Kournikova [...]

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Daniela Hantuchova: The Next Big Thing in Tennis?

28 June 2007

Has Maria Sharapova’s reign as Russia’s hottest tennis import come and past? Daniela Hantuchova is not Russian (she’s Slovakian), but for the purposes of this post, I’m gonna lump her into the broad category of hot, young, and blond tennis players. Anna Kournikova ruled the category supreme for a long time, before Maria Sharapova usurped [...]

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Your Daily Dose of Maria Sharapova

21 January 2007

Either Maria Sharapova is really happy that she just won a point during a tennis match, or she just got the news that her neighbor ran over her dog and then cooked it for dinner. Or maybe someone just told her that purple is soooooo last year, and being the fashion conscience vixen that she [...]

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