The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Now that Katie Holmes is about ready to squeeze out a Tom Cruise Jr. (who wants to take odds this thing is gonna have three eyes and be able to fly?), and we assume cast her lot into the Cruise Nuthouse for all of eternity and beyond, here’s a brief retrospective of the hot Miss Katie Holmes, and what could have been. Oh, Katie, why didn’t you run away when you had the chance? Remember when Tom was jumping on that couch? That was the perfect time to flee, girl! Dang it, now we’ll never have you back. Sigh.

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