Alec Baldwin to 11-Year Old Daughter: “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.”

Holy Jesus, didn’t see this coming. But apparently Alec Baldwin doesn’t take disappointment very well, judging by this little voicemail he left his 11-year old daughter Ireland. Says Baldwin in the recorded voicemail when daughter Ireland didn’t answer her phone for a planned call between the two (Baldwin is divorced from wife Kim Basinger, and share custody of Ireland): “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.”

Holy crap, Alec, what happened, bro, dipped too much into the sauce? Of course you know what this means — that’s right, Stephen Baldwin is the most normal member of the Baldwin brothers. Well, there’s William, but seriously, no one has heard from him in years, so does he even still count as a member of the Baldwin brood?

But back to our case at hand. Obviously we all know who released this — the ex. Basinger and Baldwin have been ninja chopping each other for the last couple of years in the public and in the courts, so this is, quite possibly, the greatest weapon Baldwin has just delivered to his ex.

Sucks to be you right now, Alec.


“For the last time, Ireland, STOP yer cryin’!”


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