Who the hell is Alexandra Paressant? Beats the hell out of me. You remember her, don’t you? She’s the supposedly “French model” who accused San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker of having an affair with her on his wife Eva Longoria. Well it may very well be that the Alexandra Paressant who is passing herself off as a model and actress may not even be the real thing at all. That is, she’s probably not only lying about the affair with Tony Parker, but she’s probably also lying about herself. Or so says Dana Kennedy at the Huffington Post, who has this intriguing article about Alexandra Paressant.
Here’s what Kennedy uncovered about our French tart:
1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models. A lot of the site, which is now set to private, was made up.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there’s no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
3. She appears to have created her relationship with Ronaldinho by anonymously flooding footballer forums with posts about “Ronaldinho and his fiance the French top model Alexandra Paressant” and doctoring photos. Fans and the media started to accept the fake relationship as fact.
4. Paressant took a quicker route with Parker: she contacted X17 with images of what she said were text messages from Parker and stories about their alleged sex life involving Nutella, strawberries and a vibrator shaped like a duck.
And maybe the pictures that Paressant is passing off as herself may not even be her, but is actually a German model named Hana Nitsche. Say what?
Yeah, this thing just gets weirder and weirder. But you know what? I don’t know if the picture below is Alexandra Paressant or Hana Nitsche, but I’d still hit that bundle of crazy.
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