Former Doritos pitch woman Ali Landry (how many bags of Doritos did she sell? Let’s just say loads and loads and loads. Hell, one time I was eating so much Doritos that I started to turn into a triangle. No, seriously.) works a teal bikini to the max. What do you think are the chances we’ll see sequels to those Doritos commercials? Hmm…

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