Alycia Lane and Her Email Bikini Pictures — Oops

Apparently there are really attractive women out there who finds dorky ESPN anchor Rich Eisen handsome. Or at least bangable enough to send him bikini pictures of themselves via email in hopes of hooking up with him (as the kids would say) later on. Good grief! Women out there must be really desperate! Such is the sad, sad situation of local Philly anchor Alycia Lane, who got caught sending bikini pictures of herself to Eisen, except — dum dum dum — the ESPN dork shares an email account with his wife, ABC college football sideline reporter Suzy Shuster. (I told you he was a dork. Who shares an email account with the wife?) And, yup, you guessed it, the wife checked the email and found Lane’s emails, bikini pictures included, first.

Here’s the story from the NY Post:

A seething Shuster wrote [back to Lane]: “Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?”

She then provides her hubby’s private e-mail, “since you surely are trying so hard to get his attention. I mean, what better way to get a guy’s attention than with skin! Best - Suzy Shuster Eisen”.

Yikes.

And like I said, the most messed up thing about this is Rich Eisen is a geek, and looks like one, and Alycia Lane is HOT.

Rich:

Alycia:

Resulting in the universe going “boom”:

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