Bad news from the world of Hollywood, as yet another hot actress has gotten engaged, with nuptials to follow. You know what that means, boys; forget about stumbling across Alyssa in a dark bar and trying your best pick up line. Oh well, there’s always the back-up plan: fake a mugging and come to her rescue. Works for me everytime! The lucky guy this time around is some Hollywood agent, but is apparently no one famous. You know what this means, right? Expect a bundle of joy in a few months! Isn’t that how it always works in Hollywood? I don’t think anyone has ever gotten married in that town that didn’t get knocked up. Of course, that could just be envy talking, as who among us haven’t dreamt of knocking up a famous Hollywood celebrity and get a piece of that money? Around the trailer park they call it the K-Fed Angle. Anyhoo, here are some reminders why knocking up Alyssa Milano and getting her to marry you is definitely a goal we should all strive for.