Let me guess: you’ve never heard of Kara Dioguardi, right? Um, well, join the party. I don’t think anyone has ever heard of Kara Dioguardi who wasn’t in the music industry, in which case we’re all going to be a little shock when American Idol returns next year and we find ourselves liking the judges. Well, okay, one of the judges. Kara Dioguardi will be the fourth judge on the show, the first ever fourth judge, to be exact. And no, she won’t be in one or two episodes, she’ll be on the show, like, permanently. Or until Paula Abdul throws up on her, that is. Speaking of which, does this mean Paula is gone? Um, probably not. After all, who doesn’t love watching Paula’s drunken, slurred, and nearly incomprehensible mumblings on the show? Hell, that’s one of the only reasons I tune in! But they should definitely get rid of the fat black guy. That dog is totally useless. Yes, even more so than Paula.
Here’s a video of her (hint: she’s the pretty brunette):
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