Goodbye, Megan Joy Corkrey. We knew it would happen, but of course we didn’t expect the goofy behavior on tonight’s episode. Still, we will surely miss Megan Joy Corkrey’s chicken dancing style, those throaty pipes, and those God ugly tattoos. Yes, they’re ugly. I don’t know how a girl this hot ever decided to slap on tattoos that ugly all along her arm, but she did it. I bet it’s all dad’s fault. Oh well, Megan Joy Corkrey has been eliminated from American Idol as of today, and the show is suckier for it. So who am I going to be lusting after now? Maybe Paula, if she can lay off the booze, or Kara, but maybe that’s just too much bitch for me. Hey, we’ll see.












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