Angelina Jolie + Cold Hard Steel = Blockbuster

16 December 2007

Topics: Angelina Jolie

Say what you will about the upcoming movie “Wanted” (it’s crap, it has nothing to do with the comics, etc), but whoever made it sure knows a secret that Hollywood hasn’t always been able to grab onto. And what’s that secret, you ask? It’s this: You put Angelina Jolie in an action movie where she has her hands full of cold hard steel (i.e. guns), and you got yourself a hit on your hands. Think about it. How many hit movies have Jolie had? Not a whole lot, but the ones that have been hits have involved Jolie going around firing guns, including the Tomb Raider films and Mr. and Mrs. Smith. So you want a hit? Just make sure Angelina Jolie has her hands full of something cold and hard.

Angelina Jolie in Wanted

Angelina Jolie in Wanted

Angelina Jolie in Wanted

Angelina Jolie in Wanted


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