Angelina Jolie + Guns + Tattoos = Blockbuster

| March 6, 2008 |

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (damn, I should write an essay and get it published or sumthin’), that the best way to make a blockbuster is to give a hot woman a gun in your movie and train her how to use it. I’m not talking about giving a gun to, say, Paris Hilton, and watch her fake using it, because it won’t work. But train her to use it, like Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, or Angelina Jolie in Wanted, and it works. Now allow Angelina Jolie to show off her tattoos, and you’ve got a blockbuster in the making. Then again, I could be wrong, and Angelina Jolie’s new movie Wanted could tank faster than the Titanic with 100 Kate Winslets on it…

Angelina Jolie + Guns + Tattoos = Blockbuster

Angelina Jolie + Guns + Tattoos = Blockbuster

Angelina Jolie + Guns + Tattoos = Blockbuster

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  1. Gus - 05/28/2008 at 7:00 pm

    Let’s hope it will be good! She’s awesome! Hot as f**k!! And her tattos are bonus…

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