Take a look at the picture to your left and tell me, without knowing that this is a post about Angelina Jolie, that you would guess that that’s the hand of a 32-year old Hollywood movie star who is lusted after by every man on the planet. You can’t. Because that’s old lady hands, baby! (As Austin Powers would say.) Now mind you, there’s perfectly nothing wrong about the rest of Angelina Jolie, it’s just that the girl has gotten so thin that in the wrong angles, those skinny arms and those dangling fingers… Ergh, I’m going to have nightmares now. Can you imagine sleeping when those bony, grandma fingers start moving up your body? You’d wake up, see those things, and scream thinking a skeletal monster was trying to suck your soul. Then again, it is Angelina Jolie, so maybe losing one’s soul might be worth it…
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