I get the feeling it won’t be long before Anna Faris and her management convinces her that in order to be taken seriously as an actress, she has to do a movie where she takes off her top and gets groped by a Latino gangbanger in a seedy motel. I call it the Anne Hathaway Method. Hey, it worked for Anne Hathaway! Or maybe she can go the Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba route and pretend to play a stripper, but never actually show anything. She can be edgy and mature and still be a prude! I call that the Bullshit Hollywood Stripper Method. Whatever she decides to do, Anna Faris will look good doing it. This recent spread in GQ mag makes my case for me.
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