Kids, being the soapy, limbless sponge that they are when they’re young and impressionable, are always looking for a good reason to run away from home and join the circus, if just to spite mom and dad for not buying them that tricycle they’ve had their eyes on ever since kindergarten. Or for you girls out there, not buying you that Barbie with the perky boobie action, which, I think we can all agree, is much better than the Easy Bake oven accessory. And now those kids have another good reason to chase the clowns with big noses that aren’t plastic after all when you touch them: Jennifer Ellison. Or two reasons, actually. Wait, that sounded a little dirty…
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