Antonella Barba Eliminated from American Idol; Men Everywhere Weeps

Those bastards at American Idol have done the unthinkable and voted our darling girl Antonella Barba off their rotten little show. For shame! Well actually, I guess we can’t blame AI for kicking Antonella off the show; people just didn’t vote enough for her. And sure, maybe her Godawful performance from Wednesday didn’t help, but still… Damn you guys. I told you to keep voting for her! Damn you all to hell! Oh well, she can always accept that $250,000 offer from the “Girls Gone Wild” dude…

Oh, Antonella. We hardly knew ye — enough.

Goodbye, Antonella. Call me!

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