According to the trades, model April Scott has taken over the role of Daisy Dukes from Jessica Simpson in the direct-to-video sequel to “The Dukes of Hazzard” movie because, you know, what this world needs is a sequel to “The Dukes of Hazzard”. Or somethin’. Anyways, Scott will undoubtedly be the perfect Daisy Dukes, if you consider a freakish figure, non-existent waistline, giant fake balloons for knockers, and sharp-as-a-knife face to be the “perfect” anything. God bless plastic surgeons.

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