Asian Dude Wins Survivor, Apocalypse Nearing

18 December 2006

Topics: TV Stuff

Check it out, kids, an Asian person actually won one of these Reality TV competitions. I know, right? What’s the world coming to! But seriously, this has been a long time coming. How the hell has an Asian person never won one of these 5 billion Reality TV competitions until now? I don’t know, but Yul Kwon has nabbed the Survivor 13 competition and pocketed a cool $1 mil. Way to go, dude! Now you can quit your job at your parent’s Chinese restaurant! (I sincerely apologize for that last, racist statement. Um.) Read more about Kwon’s secrets to beating the white and black folks here.


“You’re next, Fat Rosie! I, Yul Kwon, shall crush your fat ass!”


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