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After getting caught on the street by the paparazzi in Buenos Aires, a newly blonde Natalie Portman lumbered toward the camera, delicate fingers first, as if to attack. Well at least she’s let her hair grown back and is no longer looking like a midget transexual 12-year old boy. That’s something, at least. Although I’m not sure if Natalie has learned the proper ways to attack the paparazzi. You can’t wade into them with a limp wrist, baby! You gotta go in swinging like Sean Penn! Oh, Natalie. Didn’t shooting “V for Vendetta” teach you anything? (By the way, who is that guy in the background, and why does he look so gosh darn befuddled by what’s happening?)