Need an excuse to play some videogames? Don’t want the cool kids down the street to think you’re the big fat nerd with too many pimples and not enough friends that he always suspected you were? Well don’t worry, nerd kids, because I’m here to help. See, when the cool kids catch you playing Command and Conquer 3: Red Alert, just tell them that you only bought the game for the hot chicks. You know, like Kelly Hu, Gemma Atkinson, Autumn Reeser, and Jenny McCarthy, who all have roles in the game and are certified babes. See, you’re not a nerd because you play Command and Conquer, you’re actually a sex machine cause you love the ladies. True that.
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