Babes + Sharp Object = Blockbuster

28 February 2008

Topics: Jennifer Garner, Rhona Mitra, Zhang Ziyi

You know my theory by now: put a hot babe in a movie and train her how to use a gun and instant blockbuster, baby! And we’re not just talking guns, either. Give her a sword or a sharp object (like, say a sai) and it’ll work just as well. Okay, so maybe not the last part. Jennifer Garner looked dawn good with a pair of sai and it didn’t do the box office of “Electra” any. But that isn’t true for a lot of other films. Put a really hot girl and train her how to use a sword and you’re liable to turn on all the boys in the audience and get them to recommend your movie. Or does that only works for me? A couple of notable sharp object slinging babes below. (P.S. Let me apologize for this post; the idea was spectacular, but the execution is just Godawful. Oh well.)

Babes + Sword = Blockbuster

Babes + Sword = Blockbuster

Babes + Sword = Blockbuster


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