Baby Brangelina Makes her Debut

28 May 2006

Topics: Angelina Jolie

Looks like those crazy, too-handsome-to-be-real-human-beings Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally landed their first real baby (i.e. no one they didn’t steal from an orphange somewhere) and her name is … Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt! Ooooh boy. Well, at least it’s a girl, and girls named “Shiloh” probably won’t get picked on too much, especially if they’re going to turn out to look anything like mommy and daddy. Assuming, of course, that Angelina didn’t screw around on Braddy. But I digress.

Here’s People Magazine:

The child was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia.

Shiloh – which in one longstanding translation from the Bible has come to mean “the peaceful one” – was born in The Cottage Hospital in Swakopmund.

Jolie is expected to remain in the hospital for a couple days before returning to the couple’s sea-side Namibian retreat.

In honor of this news, here are some pictures of what Brad Pitt “had” to hit in order to birth Shiloh. Lucky bastard.

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