Bag’a'Bones Nicole Richie Hits the Beach in a Bikini

31 May 2006

Topics: Celebrities in Bikinis, Nicole Richie

File this one under, “Holy Mother of God,” but here’s Nicole Richie, the “star” of “The Simple Life” (along with fellow spoiled brat Paris Hilton) on the beach in a two-piece bikini. Oh my Friggin God. In the real world people would look at Nicole Richie and say, “Oh man, she is way too skinny,” but in Hollywood is is considered “hot”. Or as Paris would put it, “That’s hawt.” Seriously, folks, there is something very wrong with Hollywood. Someone give this woman a ham sandwich!

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