Bai Ling Charged with Petty Theft, is Still Generally F–ked Up

Remember not all that long ago when Bai Ling first showed up in Hollywood as an ex-Chinese Mainlander who dared to challenge the Chinese status quo by doing that courtroom movie with Richard Gere? Well, that was a loooong time ago, and the Bai Ling we now think of is the really screwed up one who goes to parties, movie premieres, and other assorted Hollywood functions wearing dental floss and showing her, as the Texas gals would say, “cash and prizes” to all the world to see. And now she can add petty theft to her list of Hollywood credits. Check out her mugshots to the left. Strangely, she looks better there than the, say, 5,000 other pictures we’ve seen of her covered in grisly make-up!

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In a message posted on her blog hours after she was charged with petty theft on Monday, the Chinese actress said she’s “relieved” that prosecutors decided not to pursue a more serious misdemeanor count against her.

The actress faces a $250 fine for allegedly shoplifting $16.22 worth of items, including two Star magazines, said city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan.

“There’s no jail time associated with that amount,” Mateljan said.

Welcome to Fucked Up in Hollywood USA, Bai Ling. Population: You, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. More admittance pending…

Bai Ling Charged with Petty Theft, is Still Generally F–ked Up


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