Because You Demanded It: “Half Past Dead 2″

15 January 2007

Topics: Movie Stuff, Nia Peeples

What, didn’t you demand it? Here’s the news: “Sony Pictures Home Entertainment – therefore, this is going to direct to disc – is in production on a sequel to the Steven Seagal actioner. Replacing the formerly-pony tailed martial-artist (and no, they’re not playing the same character – despite looking oh so similar…not) is wrestler Bill Goldberg. His sidekick? Kurupt, reprising his role as ‘Twitch’ from the first film…” Personally I would have just hired Seagal’s stunt double to replace the rotund former star; after all, the stunt guy shows up 70% of the time in Seagal’s current slate of direct-to-crap action movies anyways.

Too bad they killed off Nia Peeples in the first movie. She’s the only reason I’d even entertain the thought of watching this sequel to begin with. I mean, come on, Steven Seagal, Kurupt, or Nia Peeples. Right, as I thought.


Related Posts

  • CLASH OF THE TITANS Set for a Remake
  • Because you demanded it, the Powers That Be have deemed the 1981 fantasy movie "Clash of the Titans" the next victim on the remake block. (And really, who are we...

  • MILF Alert: Nia Peeples Still Kicks Ass
  • Can you believe that Nia Peeples is 46 years old going on 47? Yup, it's true. Or at least, if you believe IMDB.com, and really, how could you not believe...

  • Because You Demanded It: BLOODRAYNE 2 Trailer, Plot
  • What, did you demand a "Bloodrayne 2" because the first one was just so gosh darn good? Oh well, whether you wanted it or not, it's here. Uwe Boll's fiendish...

  • Eliza Dushku
  • Eliza Dushku has done everything, from starring alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in "True Lies" to fighting vampires with Buffy, and then solving crimes with help from the dead in her own...

  • Stupid Hollywood: “Weekend at Bernie’s” Remake
  • Because you demanded it, and because the majority of Hollywood is morally and creatively bankrupt, they've gone back all the way to 1989 (you know, the "Crappy Age of Cinema"?)...