You can keep your $500,000 a year job on Wall Street or the one where you pretend to be someone for 3 months on a movie set and get $20 million and change, but for my money the best job in the world has to be wiping down Gisele Bundchen’s ass. I’m serious. That can, as perfect as it is, probably gets too hard with the sun staring down at it, especially when she has to wear that assless jeans for whatever commercial she’s doing — and where can I get a job on said commercial, by the way? Check out the best job ever. If that guy wiping down Gisele’s ass isn’t gay, he is the luckiest man in the world.
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