Best Soccer Goal … Ever?

21 August 2007

Topics: Sports Stuff, Videos

Is this the best soccer goal kick ever? Possibly. It’s pretty damn impressive, that’s for sure, especially considering the distance of the boy being served the the scorer. But what I’d like to know is who is the total dumbass standing in front of the goal, and what the heck is he supposed to be doing besides standing there like a slack-jawed yokel (and even that is insulting slack-jawed yokels everywhere) when the ball was being served? I don’t know if this is the case of a fantastic goal or the case of a really, really, REALLY bad goalie. I mean we’re talking about a live game here. This isn’t practice or kids goofing around. Dude, what were you doing, fantasizing about Angelina Jolie???


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