Let’s face it, the chances of us running into, and then somehow talking Brazilian model Danielle Nogueira into letting us feel her up is zero to nil, which is why I spend all my time trolling the karaoke bars for drunk secretaries singing Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. Trust me, kids, it works. That is, if you don’t mind landing a fatty every now and then. Hey, in the dark, they’re all Danielle Nogueira, am I right or am I right? Oh man, I think I just vomited in my mouth. Anyhoo, so what’s a boring Monday worth to you? How about some bonus Danielle Nogueira coverage. You don’t have to thank me, just send some money when you get the chance. I need to eat too, you know.
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