I guess when my fifth grade teacher told me that I couldn’t expect to make a good living by acting like a jackass, she was wrong, because the guy that plays Borat does exactly just that, and he doesn’t just make a good living, he’s going home to the ridiculously smoking hot Isla Fisher! Damn Mrs. Jefferson. I knew she didn’t know what the hell she was talking about, and should have stuck to teaching math while I stuck to acting like a jackass. Who knows what could have happened? I could have parlayed my fifth grade jackass tricks into a Borat-like success. Or at least, get me some model/actress tail.
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