Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Still Better Than You

Thank God for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or else New Orleans and the rest of Louisiana would never get fixed after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. After all, before Brad and Angie came on the scene, the Government wasn’t sending billions down there only to get the money siphoned off into the pockets of crooked politicians; likewise, no charity events were being held, no concerts, no relief work by your regular average citizens — Oh wait. But, but, you know, it’s not the same as building a greenie house for those poor folks, though! Yeah, that’s it!

But fear not, New Orleans, because Brad and Angie are here to once again show you the light, you dumb, stupid bastards. And hey, Brad’s even gonna build you a house. Sure, it’ll look like crap and people will laugh at you for living in it, but it’s free and it’s solar-powered, so that’s, like, pretty cool. I guess.

As residents work to rebuild their lives and homes a year after Hurricane Katrina,
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be frequent visitors to the city observing the progress.

They were in New Orleans on Thursday, though only Pitt appeared at an afternoon news conference to announce the winner of the design competition he started in April to rebuild hurricane-ravaged neighborhoods using environmentally friendly designs and construction.

“We’re going to be spending a lot of time down here,” Pitt said.

(source)

Ah, now I feel so much better. Surely, if this doesn’t garner our present-day Mother Teresa and her Golden Boy Toy Pulitzer Prizes for Caring More Than You, then there is no justice in the world?

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