There was a time when Brad Pitt wasn’t such a humorless dork who thinks he’s capable of saving the world if only he’ll tour your crappy neighborhood as cameras roll, capturing every contemplative moment. I remember one of Brad’s appearances, on Late Night with Conan O’Brien to promote “Troy”, where Brad had me cracking up with his jokes. Now the guy’s traipsing around Africa with that crazy wife of his (tell me Angelina Jolie isn’t shit out of her mind, I dare you) and adopting little African kids and doing interviews about how they’re the second coming of Jesus Christ, Mother Teresa, and Buddha rolled into one. Puh-leeeze, Brangelina. You are not that special. Read on…
In a recent interview with NBC’s Today Show and a (sickeningly) pandering Ann Curry (has this girl ever done a serious interview in her life?) the former Sexiest Man Alive toured New Orleans looking introspective — in baggy denim jeans and T-shirt, no less! The biggest howler from Brad’s interview with Ann?
I’m so tired of thinking about myself. I’m kinda sick of myself…
Yeah, Brad, I’ve seen you on the cover of every magazine in the known universe, and you and your wife on TV more times than I’ve seen Osama Bin Laden in his little cave, so I sort of agree with you there, bro.
By the way, Brad is in New Orleans because he plans to build an “environmentally-safe” apartment complex for the residents. I shit you not. Will someone please slap the living beJesus out of this guy and show him what he’s been doing and saying for the last year? The Brad Pitt that appeared on the Conan O’Brien show a few years ago would blow his brains out if he saw the humorless douche bag he’s become. Angelina might have given this guy some Grade-A poon, but she’s also sucked the lifeforce out of him, too.
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