Brangelina Saves Nambia from Extinction

8 June 2006

Topics: Angelina Jolie

Who even knew that Nambia existed until Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt decided to grace that miserable country with their angelic presences? I know I didn’t! (I’m being facetious, so don’t write me hate mail, you dumb kids.) Besides humping like bunnies on the beach, you ever wondered what the two crazy kids were doing over there? Besides meeting with the locals and snapping pictures and getting reporters thrown in jail, I mean. And oh yeah, that humping like bunnies on the beach thing, too. Take a look at these pictures: Angelina looks preggers and happy, but Brad just looks confused. (He’s not the only one; I bet his agents back in the States are wondering what the hell he is doing in Africa as much as we are.) Is Angelina poon tang really worth all this, Brad? Oh what am I talking about. Hell yeah it is!

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