Our Brit Babe of the Day is Melanie Slade, the girlfriend of English soccer player Theo Walcott, who I hear is a pretty good soccer player, or footballer as they call it over there. Then again, I hear lots of things, and most of them turn out not to be true. That’s the problem with listening to that voice in your head that people keep telling me doesn’t really exist, but I insist it does, and it even has a name and everything. Why would an imaginary voice have a name if it didn’t exist? Exactly my point. Anyhoo, here’s some Melanie Slade, who recently showed upon the pages of a foreign version of FHM. What qualifies as a “foreign” version? Basically anything that doesn’t have letters I can pronounce.
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