Britney Spears As a Brunette

23 June 2006

Topics: Britney Spears

So the “big news” around the gossip water cooler is how Britney Spears has dyed her hair black and is now living life as a not-so-inconspicious brunette. (Which should tell you something about the sad state of the gossip water cooler.) Here are some pictures of her with jet black hair. Check out the baby in her arms. Jesus Christ. That’s one fat baby. Seriously, what has she been feeding that kid? He’s gonna balloon up to 50 pounds in a few weeks. The thing about Britney? People are probably feeling sorry for her for all the fat jokes people are making at her expense at the moment, but here’s my take on it: People wouldn’t be busting on Britney’s fat ass if she hadn’t been selling the “sex” thing so hard when she wasn’t a chubby checker. So there you go, Britney. Karma. It’s a bitch.

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