Britney Spears’ Cellulite Infested Ass Scares Me

You know, I just don’t know what is going on with Britney Spears. How exactly did this girl go from being a Pop Princess that every guy wanted to take home to the sofa and put it to, to being embracing Total Skanksville like no one’s business? And you gotta ask yourself: How exactly did a 26-year old girl with years and years of dancing behind her develop this kind of cellulite-laden body? Or ass, to be more specific? Granted, she’s had a couple of kids, but you would think all those instant liposuction she’s paying for (come on, don’t try to tell me she’s not) would take care of all the ass fat. But I guess not. Here’s Britney Spears showing off her 26-year old ass — it actually looks like the butt of a 50-year old woman, and that’s kind of insulting 50-year old women everywhere.

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