Britney Spears + Stripper Pole = Sexy?
Now think about this: Britney Spears on a stripper pole. It conjures up some pretty decent images, right? But then you have to consider that this is POST-K-Fed Britney. You know, post-bald head Britney. The “Oops I Did it Again” Britney is gone and dead, folks, buried for all time. What we’re left with, then, is the same Britney Spears who destroyed an OK photoshoot and has been known to, as my nephew would say, “chunk it up” something fierce. For her latest music video, Britney Spears is required to wear very skimpy (i.e. skanky) fishnet stockings and black leather and grind against a pole. Now seriously, what could POSSIBLY not be sexy about that? Um, judge for yourself…
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