Oh, Carmen Electra. I’ve never seen a woman do so much with so little. We’re talking about a woman who doesn’t really have all that much talent here; she can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act, can’t do much of anything. But what she has going for her is a huge rack thanks to a competent plastic surgeon and the drive to get people to notice. Now take Carmen Electra here for example: I haven’t a clue what she’s doing here, but I’m assuming it’s something for charity (or free publicity) where she gets to dress up, show off a lot of cleavage, and entice some horny — er, I mean, wealthy — gamblers to come pay with her. Hey, I’d drop a couple of grand to take a gander at them shooters up close. Wouldn’t you? Okay, maybe not a couple of grand. But definitely a couple of bucks, though. Yeah, I think I could part with a couple of buckaroos there…
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