Carrie McCandless is Kinda Hot

11 June 2007

Topics: Carrie McCandless

Is it wrong of me to think that Carrie McCandless is kinda hot? In case you don’t know, Carrie McCandless is the 29-year old Colorado High School Teacher and Principal’s wife accused of having sex with a 17-year-old male student during a school-sponsored camping trip to the Rockies. I guess you could say that she showed him her Rockies. He-yo! But I digress. And get this: the sex act took place in the YMCA. I mean, come on, the YMCA! Anyways, I think Carrie McCandless is kinda hot, so sue me. (On second thought, don’t sue me. I can’t afford it.)

Man, where were teachers that looked like this when I was in High School?


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