It’s been a while since we posted any new Adriana Lima, so in an attempt to rectify this non-problem problem, here’s some Adriana Lima for you kids to chew on over the weekend. Someone tell me again how this girl can still be a virgin? Surely, this must be one of the greatest mysteries of the universe, if not of time itself…
10 May 2006
Three lovely underwear models Karolina Kurkova, Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima at an event shilling for their sugar momma, Victoria and her Secret. Is it me or is Adriana Lima really vamping it up here? And do the other two girls look annoyed or what? Actually, Karolina Kurkova looks like she’s sleepwalking, but maybe it’s just the meth. I hear supermodels do meth like some of us throw football around in the yard. Okay, that makes absolutely no sense. Just ignore me.
9 May 2006
Ever since she boggled the minds of lustful men everywhere with the revelation that she’s still a virgin (or so she says, ahem), supermodel bombshell Adriana Lima has moved straight to the top of everyone’s fantasy list, and let me tell you, there ain’t nice things like picnics in the park happening on that list, if you know what I mean, and I thnk you do. Wink wink. And this cover on the Victoria’s Secret brochure ain’t gonna hurt her any, either. Mmmmm…virgins….
16 March 2006
At this point people probably think I have an unhealthy fixation with Brazilian babe Adriana Lima, but the truth is — er, I dunno, she just sort of shows up a lot, and she’s really, really hot, and — well, who cares. Here she is doing some wacky poses while looking good on a beach for GQ Magazine.
16 March 2006
If you’re like me (and God I hope not for your sake) then you’re probably still trying to get over the notion that Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is still a virgin (as per her confession). But anyways, here’s more pictures of the beautiful young woman all wet — well, not really, but it sure made for a great article title, huh?
15 March 2006
I kid you not, kids. Surely this is a typo! But no! That’s what Page Six said. Read on…
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10 March 2006
She may be in black and white in these pictures, but crazy hot as all get out Brazillian supermodel Adriana Lima would look gorgeous in pink and purple. Well, maybe not purple, but definitely pink. Or orange. Or hey, what about transparent? Sorry, I’ve lost my mind again. Ahem. Here’s some Adriana Lima because you can never have too much Adriana Lima. Unless, you know, Adriana Lima is another word for booze, in which case, yeah, don’t drink and drive, kids.
19 February 2006
Here’s a huge stack of Adriana Lima pics because frankly Brazil needs all the tourist it can get, and who better to promote Brazil goodness than the country’s best export ever, Adriana Lima?
3 February 2006
More pictures of Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, who is quite possibly Brazil’s hottest export since — well, what the hell has Brazil exported besides hot supermodels? I don’t know, either!
31 January 2006
AskMen.com recently did their annual Top 99 women of the year, and screen siren Jessica Alba topped the list this year. Coming in second was British hottie Sienna Miller, followed by Angelina Jolie at #3.
The rest of the Top 10 Babes of 2006 shook out like this:
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A ton more pictures of supermodel Adriana Lima to feast on.
28 December 2005
Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima has done work for the best brands in the fashion industry, including Victoria’s Secret. What’s Adriana’s secret? Well she’s pretty smoking hot, but if that’s a secret, everyone knows it!
1 July 2006