Who doesn’t love Twitter? Okay, I still don’t have a whole lot of uses for Twitter, but apparently all the celebrities have really great uses for them. Like putting out bikini pictures of themselves on the beach, for instance, such as what Adrianne Curry is doing here. God bless Twitter. Did I tell you how much I love Twitter? Well in case I didn’t, I meant to. Here’s Adrianne Curry reminding you why Twitter is good, and you should embrace it. Embrace it, I say!
6 August 2009
You gotta love models who get caught by the paparazzi on the beach. While your average hot celebrity is pouting and trying to hide the goods, the models just smile and pose a bit. Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Plus, they’re kind of used to people taking pictures of them, I suppose, which is good for us. Here’s Adrianne Curry on the beach showing off some killer beach bikini body. Really, that is one righteous bod there. Adrianne Curry, incidentally, is the only person to ever win that America’s Next Top Model show that has anything resembling a, well, top model career. What I’m trying to say is, that show is useless and they should just, you know, stop.
4 January 2007
Adrianne Curry is most famous for winning “America’s Next Top Model”, the Reality TV contest where tall, skinny girls compete to be the next Claudia Schiffer and whatnot. But lately Curry is most famous for getting hitched (voluntarily!) to Christopher Knight, aka Peter Brady. Yes, that’s right. Adrianne Curry, who seems to have everything going, decided to voluntarily marry a guy whose sole occupation these days is playing cameo roles in TV and movie shows as the guy he used to play when he was a kid. And oh yeah, he also played against type as a gay dude on “That 70’s Show”. Tell me any of this makes sense, please, someone?
1 June 2006
So Adrianne Curry, the really hot supermodel chick from “America’s Next Top Model” decided to temporarily forego all that fame and junk and marry a has-been actor whose one big claim to fame was that he used to be one the Brady Bunch. Hey, sounds logical to me! Or at least I like to think it’s possible for all of us Brandy-esque dorks. Here are pictures from that wonderful Brady wedding. Now where’s my supermodel girlfriend, dagnabbit! P.S. Tell me Adrianne Curry doesn’t look totally confused in that first picture. Caption: “Oh my God, I just married the Brady guy!”
8 September 2009