Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan Ties the Knot
On the plus side, this is one kiss that no one in India is going to be filing criminal charges because of. Then again, do they kiss in Indian weddings? Anyhoo, Bollywood’s first couple, Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan, have tied the knot in Mumbia, India over the weekend. Considering that there are 20 billion people in India, and most of them are Bollywood (India’s version of Hollywood) nuts, this is surely “the wedding of the century”, as it’s been called by everyone and their momma. Now I know they’re supposed to be happy, but judging from these pictures, neither bride nor groom looks all that enthusiastic. Hmm…
Our Aishwarya Rai is Getting Hitched Extravaganza
So word is that Bollywood princess Aishwarya Rai is getting hitched to some guy for some reason (I guess it’s love or sumthin’), which led us to take a look at our past Aishwarya Rai postings. We discovered that we only had one posting dedicated to Bollywood’s favorite actress, so we’ve determined to fix that. As a result, here, then, for your ogling pleasure, only the sexiest and most bodacious Aishwarya Rai pictures. Then again, if you know the name Aishwarya Rai, you’ll realize that “sexiest” and “bodacious” basically means kinda cute, as India will probably stone poor Aishwarya if she showed any amount of skin. But we won’t let that stand in our way!
Aishwarya Rai Wants to get Jiggy with Big Willy
Wow, I can’t believe a news story finally showed up that allowed me to write, “Aishwarya Rai Wants to get Jiggy with Big Willy”, which, I will agree, is both terribly intriguing and potentially incredibly obscene. But I’m not making it up! Bollywood and former Miss World babe Aishwarya Rai has plans to do a movie with Big Willy himself, aka Will Smith, in an untitled movie. (One can only hope it’s “I am Legend”, becuase let’s face it, watching Aishwarya Rai getting chased by vampires would be kinda cool.) Anyhoo, you can read the full story here, or you can just ogle some Aishwarya Rai pictures.