The Bikini Awesomeness of Ali Larter
In case you haven’t figured it out by now by watching NBC’s hit show Heroes, but Ali Larter is one awesomely hot woman. How awesomely hot? So much so that I don’t even mind making up a word like “awesomely” and using them not once, not twice, but now three times in this post without feeling the least bit stupid for it. Yeah, she’s that awesomely hot. (Four times!) So check Ali Larter out in a two-piece itty bitty bikini doing her thing with some dogs at the beach. Stupid dogs. I wish I was a furry little creature with four legs. I bet they get to cuddle with her in bed and other stuff. Damn stupid, lucky dogs…
Ali Larter and her Alluring Swimsuit
In a recent interview, Heroes star Ali Larter lamented that once upon a time, she was considered too fat for Hollywood. Which is shocking, considering that, well, Ali Larter is probably one of the fittest actresses in Hollywood today. But hey, that’s lalaland for you, if you’re not stick and bones like Nicole Richie, you’re “too fat”. We would like to assure Ali Larter that she’s looking extremely good, and that we’d tap that ass even if it was covered in fire ants. We hope that makes Ali Larter feel better, because we certainly do after seeing her in this all-too-brief swimsuit spread for Allure magazine.
Beyonce vs. Ali Larter in Obsessed
In the new movie “Obsessed”, Ali Larter plays a temp secretary who becomes obsessed (hence the title) with her boss, who is married to Beyonce Knowles. As I understand it, it’s a very “Fatal Attraction” type of affair, so that would have to mean the husband (played by some dude name Idris Elba) would probably have to get himself a taste of both Beyonce and Ali Larter. Hmm, tough job, but someone’s gotta do it! (Then again, they could cheat and not go the “Fatal Attraction” route (i.e. the extra-marital sex), which would just suck all around. So, Beyonce and Ali Larter. Who would YOU pick? Let the competition begin!
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest TV Superpowered Girls
Hot girls on TV are pretty darn hot, but throw in a little super power, and all of a sudden it’s super power hot city. (Yeah, just go along with it.) So who are the hottest of the superpowered hot set? There are a lot of obvious ones (how about every girl that has ever showned up on either Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel, for starters), but some you might not have thought of. And we’re not just talking about superheroes, either; pretty much anyone with powers, bad girls and good girls, qualifies for our little list. Here then, is our Hollywood Top 5: The Hottest TV Superpowered Girls.
Ali Larter in Shape Magazine
God Bless Shape Magazine. You know, I don’t know how they do it, but they always manage to have the hottest women on the cover of their magazine looking, bar none, the best they’ve ever looked in ages. Their latest cover girl is Heroes star Ali Larter, who is looking as spectacular in her two-piece bikini on the cover of the latest issue of Shape Magazine (what are you waiting for? Go out and get your copy now, ya bums) than if you had slapped a supermodel or one of them glamour model girls on it. Ali Larter can save me anytime. Or, if it’s one of her Heroes split personality, she can kick my ass anytime.
Hayes MacArthur Takes Ali Larter Off the Market
It’s official, boys — December is shaping up to be a bad month; first, some guy knocks up Jessica Alba, and now a nobody actor has taken Ali Larter off the market. That’s right: TV star and soon to be movie star Ali Larter said Yes when actor boyfriend Hayes MacArthur poppped the question over the weekend, reports E! Online. The two had been dating for almost two years, which is about two years longer than any of my relationships to my super hot imaginary girlfriends. So who is Hayes MacArthur? Um, he’s an actor who you’ve never heard of, which basically means he’s going to be the less famous of the couple, and that NEVER bolds well for a Hollywood marriage. Just take my word for it; when the guy is less famous (in this case, substantially less famous) than the girl, it always ends in divorce. Trust me on this one.
Crap, Heroes Has Killed off Ali Larter’s Character
I can’t believe Tim Kring killed off Ali Larter’s character on Heroes. She was basically the best thing about that show. Okay, so Hayden Panettiere ain’t bad, but come on, how much of the girl’s whining can you really stand before you want her to jump off a bridge? And I suppose Kristen Bell is pretty groovy, too, but man, I’m going to miss seeing Ali Larter walk around kicking ass like the Terminator. Now all we’ll have is her annoying son and that annoying New Orleans girl. Gah. This show is getting worst and worst. We’ll miss you, Ali Larter, good luck with the movie career, babe.
Ali Larter is Red Hot at the Emmys
It must be good news and bad news for Ali Larter. The good news is that she’s on a hit TV show, which allows her to do movies on the side; but on the bad news, everyone is focusing on Hayden Panettiere as the token hot girl on “Heroes”, when for my money you can’t go wrong with ogling Ali Larter. Here she is at the Emmy Awards red carpet that was held on Sunday. Heroes lost to The Sopranos, as everyone knew it would on the show, in case you didn’t know. Too bad there wasn’t a separate category for “Hottest Girl at the Emmys”, because Ali Larter would have won in a walk.
Heroes Season 2 Promos
Get ready, kids, the latest season (Season number 2, to be precise) is coming your way courtesy of NBC, who have released these promo images of the “Heroes” cast (including, of course, Ali Larter and Hayden Panettiere and all those other, er, people on the show whose names I don’t know and I don’t want to know). Obviously my eyes were drawn to Hayden’s character’s new spiffy cheerleader outfit. I would think that after helping to save the world she would have gotten tired of that whole cheerleader stuff, but hey, when you get to see Hayden in a cheerleader outfit, why would you go away from that? Thanks, Tim Kring and company! (Of course, I’m also expecting to see more of Ali Larter stripping guys…) “Heroes” premieres later this month. Tune in — or die!
Some Ali Larter Goodness for the Weekend
Hey, “Heroes” fans. You may or may not have heard, but your favorite TV show has already started shooting, which means you’ll get more Ali Larter kicking serious ass very soon. Because let’s face it, there is only one resident babe on “Heroes”, and it’s Ali Larter. Sure, people go nuts for Hayden Panettiere, but she’s got nothing on Ali. It’s like comparing apples to oranges, if apples were chop liver and oranges were stake, in which case Ali Larter is steak. Um, I think that sorta makes sense. Anyways, some Ali Larter for the weekend.
Geek Love: The Babes of Heroes
In case you missed it, tonight was the season 1 finale of NBC’s only hit of the year, “Heroes”. Will Sylar defeat everyone? Can Peter control his powers and not nuke New York City? Will Ali Larter take off her clothes and strip again? One can only hope — on all three accounts. Then again, who cares what happens to NYC, I’d just like more Ali Larter stripping, please. Let’s face it, one of the only reasons to watch “Heroes” is for the girls. Sure, the show is cool and get-all, but the girls are just deliciously babelicious. Our latest installment of Geek Love is dedicated to the babes of “Heroes”.
Heroes Gets a Spin-Off Show, Heroes: Origins
NBC’s show “Heroes” is so good, so great, so frakkin fantastic, that the Powers That Be have deemed it spin-off-able. Which basically means they have made a second show based around the Heroes concept, and this time they’ve called it “Heroes: Origins”. Basically, every week, for six weeks (six episodes), the show will showcase a new hero, and you, the audience, gets to decide if you want them as a regular castmember of the Heroes cast. The winner(s) will start appearing in Season 3 of “Heroes” as a regular. Personally if you ask me, I still think it’s all about Niki/Jessica. A housewife who is secretly an adult website mistress who also moonlights as a killer stripper? I mean, come on!
Ali Larter’s Lapdance Strip Scene From HEROES
If you were watching TV last night, you saw “Heroes” return with a bang — Sylar versus Peter was short and sweet, and that brief Hiro meets Hiro scene at the end was equally too cool for school. But for my money, the best “Heroes” moment of Season One by far was early in the season, when crooked politician Nathan showed up in Vegas, and got a lap dance from Jessica, the alter ego of Niki, played by the gorgeous Ali Larter. And sure, you mostly only see Ali’s butt in these images from that scene, but come on, are you complaining? That is one sweet looking butt!
HEROES Returns with Chapter 19 “.07 Percent” Today
After what seems like a lengthy hiatus, NBC’s break-through hit “Heroes” returns with an all-new episode, the first of five final episodes before Season 1 concludes. Let’s see, they’ve already saved the cheerleader, and now they have to save the world; then again, I could be wrong, but having seen the “Heroes” commercials on TV about 5,000 times, I’m gonna go with that. Tonight’s episode, “.07 Percent”, is gonna be huge. For one, someone’s gonna die (and if you’ve been following the show, or Googled the show on the net, you pretty much know who), and I can’t wait to see the results of Sylar versus Peter. And we finally get to see what kind of power crimelord Linderman has under his sleeve.
Movie Preview: “Resident Evil: Extinction”
“Resident Evil: Extinction” is the third installment in the popular horror videogame turned successful movie franchise. In fact, it’s probably the most successful videogame-to-movie transfer that I can think of. (”Street Fighter” coming in a close second, of course. And by “close second” I of course mean it sucks major balls.) Best of all, “Extinction” has managed to bring back its original star, Milla Jovovich, who once again assays the role of Alice. This time Alice is in the Nevada desert getting ready to take out the Umbrella corporation. Read on…
Heroes on the Cover of TV Guide
Time traveling nerd Hiro and his pals over at NBC’s superpowered show “Heroes” hits the latest issue of TV Guide in a big way — with a set of four different collector’s covers, which is basically TV Guide’s way of selling you the same book four times. But hey, if you bought all four of them, then you deserve to get rip off. If you ask me, the guys at TV Guide missed a perfect opportunity to sell even more covers. How about a 20-cover collector’s edition with Ali Larter in a different lingerie on each cover? I’d buy that for a dollar! (Or however much TV Guides cost nowadays…)
Ali Larter Can go Schizo on my Anytime
Ali Larter plays a schizophrenic superpowered babe on the hit NBC show “Heroes”. By day her character is a webmistress/stripper, and by night she’s a hardcore killer who can rip men apart with her bare hands. Hey, if Ali Larter keeps looking as fine as she does here, attending the People’s Choice Awards, I’ll risk her schizo personality just to get some, if you know what I mean. Holla, Ali!
Ali Larter Survives “Heroes”
Fans of “Heroes” will have already known this by now, but Ali Larter’s character, Niki/Jessica survived last night’s episode “Fallout”, which has long been rumored to feature a major character’s death. Thankfully Ali survives, because frankly, I don’t know what I would do if Niki or Jessica bit the dust. Well, I’d probably go on and whatnot, since it’s just a TV character, but I would sulk around a bit, contemplate writing a letter to producer Tim Kring expressing my disappointment, then forget to do it the next day. But I digress. Here are more reasons to keep Ali Larter around.
Ali Larter is My “Heroes”
It appears as if NBC is my new savior. With the impending cancellation of “Stargate SG1″, I was in dire need of a new show to become addicted to, but not just any show. Oh no, not any show would do. As a sci-fi geek, it had to be sci-fi, or at least fantasy. Lo and behold, “Heroes” has come to save me from an actual social life, replacing “SG-1″ as the coolest show on TV. It stars Ali Larter and others as real life people with real life problems who just happens to learn they have superpowers. In Ali’s case, her character is an Internet stripper who discovers she has a doppelganger that lives in mirrors (or reflections), and her other half is murderous! Monday nights at 8:00 central, kids, tune in!
“Heroes”: The Best New Show on TV
Heads up, TV and comic book geeks. If you’ve been living in a cave and haven’t been seeing the previews, don’t forget to mark Mondays on NBC at 8:00 p.m. (central time) as a night to stay home (like you weren’t already, right?) That’s when “Heroes” will be airing. A TV show about a bunch of superpowered “ordinary” people, it’s got some major possibilities. I’ve seen the pilot, and although it wasn’t completed (it sort of just…stops), this is one show to look forward to. If you love gritty comic book superheroes, you’ll love this show.