Ali Larter Promo Shot from “Resident Evil 3″
As one of those geeky gamers who nearly wiped off my thumb’s fingerprint playing the “Resident Evil” videogames on Playstation, I of course can’t wait for “Resident Evil 3″, the latest installment in the videogame/horror movie franchise. Series star Milla Jovovich will be back, of course, since the franchise is the only films she’s ever been in that’s made any money with her as the star (”Ultraviolet”, anyone?). Ali plays Claire Redfield in the movie, who, if I recall, was an ex-cop turned uber zombie killer. Then again, it’s been a while since I played the game. I predict “Resident Evil 3: Extinction” will do brisk business at the box office opening weekend despite bad reviews, then make even more money on DVD.
Hollywood Babes Loves Prada
If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, I’m Hot!” Ryan, Molly “If You Got the Money I Got The Sin City” Sims, Lindsay “I love Bikinis” Lohan, Angie “Texans Rock!” Harmon, model-turned-actress Amber “I Got Yer Transporer Right ‘Ere” Valetta, Heather “Boogie Nights 2, Anyone? Anyone?” Graham, Rebecca “Pepper Dennis? What was I thinking!” Romijn, Michelle “Would You Guys Please do a Buffy Movie already?” Trachtenberg, and Eva “How Many Times Do I have To Keep Telling You? I’m the OTHER Eva!” Mendes. And oh yeah, I think Prada is a fashion line or sumthin’.
Hollywood Babes Love Geek Clerks Who Loves Star Wars
Only in Hollywood would really attractive women show up in their Sunday best (well, most of them, anyway) for the premiere of a movie about people they wouldn’t be caught dead dating. But thank God for Hollywod superficiality and those hard-working PR people, or else we wouldn’t have Kristen “Not from Veronica Mars” Bell, Ali “I Got Yer Lather Right ‘Er” Larter, Rosario “She’s Supposed to be Hot But I Don’t See It” Dawson, and Eliza “Albanian For Life, Beeyatch!” Dushku at the premiere of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks II”, the continuing saga of New Jersey’s “Star Wars”-lovin’, “Lord of the Rings”-hatin’, minimum wage-earnin’ losers. Wait a minute, is this movie about me?
Ali Larter in Giant Magazine
“Final Destination” babe Ali Larter in a ridiculously smoggy spread for Giant Magazine. Who the hell put vaseline on the camera lens? Stupid fancy schmany photographers. Give them a beautiful girl and they decide to cover her in smog so you can barely tell her apart from the surroundings. Idiots.