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Alicia Keys Appreciation Post

23 August 2007

It’s easy to appreciate Alicia Keys. She’s attractive, she’s talented, and she’s developing into a triple threat — singer/songwriter, actress, and model. And apparently she’s also got some modesty, because if I recall, this is as risque as Alicia Keys has ever gotten, and it’s not even all that risque to begin with. But on a slow day with nothing else better to do, why not waste a couple of minutes appreciating a woman like Alicia Keys? As the kids would say, “Dude, she’s, like, totally all that and a bag of chips!” (Funyun chips, of course. What else is there?)

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Alicia Keys has the Keys to my Loins

26 July 2007

Alicia Keys has always looked good, and I heard she can sing, too. But I wouldn’t know anything about that, being that the last time I bought an album it was, oh, 10 years ago, and the Beatles were popular. Wait, is that right? Damn my math. But I digress. The last time I saw Keys was on the big screen when she starred as a hitwoman in the wild action flick “Smokin’ Aces”. Now that there’s a sequel to that movie in the planning stages, and Alicia’s character survived the original, I’m starting a petition to bring her character back. By the way, how hot is Alicia Keys looking here? Damn.

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Alicia Keys in “Smokin’ Aces”

13 December 2006

In the movie “Smokin’ Aces”, R&B hottie Alicia Keys plays a cold-blooded assassin chasing a magician con-man who has a price on his head put there by the Vegas mob for turning snitch. Everyone ends up at a posh hotel where they attempt to take out the magician for the $1 million contract. From the trailer, it definitely looks like one of those “Lucky Number Slevin”-type movies — you know, violent as all get-out, but tongue-in-cheek as well. Plus, Alicia Keys looks really hot in it, or maybe it’s just my predilection for well-armed attractive women. Expect “Smokin’ Aces” in theaters January 2007. It co-stars everyone from Ben Affleck to Ray Liotta. And did I mention it’s probably violent as hell to boot?

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