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The Leggy Adventures of Alina Puscau

23 April 2009

Alina Puscau is in the current Romanian edition of Maxim (bet you didn’t know they had a Romanian edition, did ya? Well now you know, so go tell, you know, Romanian people you know or something), there’s a big article on model Alina Puscau and the words “Hollywood” and “American dream”. I don’t know what it means, being that I don’t speak Romanian, and being that I can’t speak Romanian, of course I can’t read it, either. So I’m going to guess that one day, Alina Puscau had a dream about America, and Hollywood, and then she woke up and went and did Maxim, and they decided to put her dream in the article about her. I could be wrong, of course.

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Alina Puscau in Maxim

20 March 2007

Besides looking really good in barely anything, Alina Puscau is also famous for being one of Victoria’s Secret’s neverending legion of incredibly gorgeous supermodel. And those are the things she’s famous for. She’s also infamous for dating that Hollywood dork Brett Ratner, who wouldn’t get any tail if he wasn’t directing big Hollywood movies. Hey, if you had to date a Hollywood dork, I guess Ratner ain’t bad. At least he’s making $5 million a movie, and not $5 dollar an hour like me. What was I saying? Oh right, here’s Alina Puscau in Maxim.

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Alina Puscau

19 October 2006

The Eastern European country of Romania has given the world a lot of things, including, um, bad direct-to-video movies starring Wesley Snipes, Steven Seagal, and, um, that’s about it. But wait! There’s also supermodel Alina Puscau, and really, when you can boast one supermodel hailing from your parts, that’s pretty much all you need. Oh sure, Romania still looks like it’s stuck in the dark ages, but, um, at least Alina Puscau is from there.

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